Valerie, this must be done. You can do this… Okay, uHum…. This is for mature audiences only.
Those of you who know me are aware that I’m not shy when talking about sex, but I don’t usually write about it, so give me a break. Here goes.
Allegro has some really fun, romantic, sexy products that you might want to take a look at for Valentine’s Day this year! And they ship in a plain wrapper so your nosy neighbors don’t get all up in your business. Order them today to get them in time.
I’ve listed products that are fun for couples. We also have some really crazy ‘sexual well-being’ products but hey, to each their own. They are not exactly my speed…
But I digress.
Here are my top picks. No, I won’t tell you why they are my top picks. Go with me on this.
Clone-A-Willy - I love these! Depending on which one you get (get them all) you can ‘clone his willy’ into a candle, a soap-on-a-rope, a vibrator or even a piece of chocolate.
Royal Rabbit Kit - They call this a starter kit. I call it an ender kit! Whatever you call it, you’ll want to spend the weekend with it. It’s our most popular sexual well-being product and fun for him and her alike.
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The Matador. Make way for the bull! I promise you’ll both love this. Believe me, it works together or alone. Don’t ask me how I know this.
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Astroglide. Dontcha just love the name? Throw in a bottle for super lubricated fun.
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Furry Love Cuffs - Romantic, sexy and a little bit naughty.
Satin Love Mask - Hey, you’ve got her in the cuffs, you might as well go all the way and throw on a mask to get down to some serious teasin’.
Fore-Playing Cards - Get the par-tay started with a deck of 52 sexual suggestion playing cards, 2 love candles and an engraved invitation to an evening of desire and passion. Purrrrfect for Valentines Day. Oh, the things you’ll do when a card tells you to. Yes, yes, the things you’ll do…
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Camelia Latex Dress – Nothing says “take me now” faster than a latex dress, don’t you agree? Steer clear if you have latex allergies.
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I think that’s a-plenty. If you don’t think so, check out our entire Sexual Well-Being Catagory. And remember, you can buy these things all year long. Not just Valentine’s Day. Have fun!!