Illinois Senate Seat - Fractional Ownership - Available Jan 20, 2009

Ever considered running for public office but don't have skills, experience, or time? Now is your chance to own a share of public office without the hassle of actually being elected or working full time. For a limited time, fractional ownership of a US Senate seat is available at a discounted price.

Included in this offer:

• Certificate of authenticity
• Mapquest directions to the state capitol
• (1) XL "Got Senate?" T-shirt

In today's economy & sluggish job market a move to a career in the United States Senate is yours for the taking at our special introductory price. Tired of being nagged to get off the couch, get a job or do something with your life? Flipping houses, selling Herbalife or your body-piercing business not working out? Or, have you always just wanted to be referred to as “my esteemed colleague” by any number of CSPAN stars. Now is your chance. And for the first time ever fractional ownership of a governmental post is available. Enjoy your role as a US Senator for only 2, 4 or 8 weeks out of the year - depending on the package that you select. Cancel at any time. Full 30 day money back guarantee included. Think of it as an investment in your country and your future.

As an added bonus you will take part in the detailed and mysterious process of creating and enacting the laws that govern this country. Flex your political muscle and make those changes to change our country. Imagine yourself creating laws to benefit the citizens of the United States, and heck, you directly. Tired of paying palimony, driving the speed limit or having to wear pants? Just add your law somewhere in an Economic Stimulus plan or Save the Save the Trees Bill and you're set.

Some restrictions apply. Offer not valid Dec 24, 2008 - Jan 1, 2009. Not valid with purchase of any other governmental position. Must anoint AllegroMedical.com official medical supplies supplier of the country, including Canada. Order early to get best dates available.

Time out. We're kidding! This is NOT a real product. If you thought it was, please see me about a bridge I have for sale..

Oh, and while you're here, you might as well buy something. Anything. That would be great. We appreciate your business.