Jet Powered Mobility Scooter

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Allegro Medical Jet Powered Mobility Scooter
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(24 ratings)
         
Features:
  • 0-100 mph in 4.2 seconds
  • Top speed limited to 1,247 mph
  • Double wishbone suspension
  • Eco Indicator to let the driver know when the scooter is being driven in the most fuel-efficient manner.
  • Optional cup holder available
  • Developed by eccentric billionaire Sir Richard Brandstone
Product Overview:

Jet Powered Mobility Scooter


Eccentric billionaire Sir Richard Brandstone of Virgin Atlantis unveiled this week his most recent venture – a Jet Powered Mobility Scooter business called Virgin Mobility. With his sights already set on space travel, his own international airline well established, and current conqueror of media empires, the only outstanding transportation industries to assault remain; time travel and senior mobility transportation. With his usual Je ne sais quoi and rugged yet refined display of facial hair, Sir Richard has embarked on a joint venture with long-established internet retailer of medical supplies including traditional mobility scooter products, www.AllegroMedical.com. Allegro Medical will be the exclusive US based distributor of the “Spock Mark V”, aptly named after famed Star Trek character “Spock”.


Powered by twin engine jet turbines, the mobility scooter will be capable of 0-100 miles per hour in 4.2 seconds and a top speed of just under that of an F-18 Super Hornet. Its double wishbone suspension and uni-body design make it reportedly handle like a dream says Brandstone's Senior Director of Mobility Transportation and Space Tourism, Eve St. Laurent. Yet to be released, pre-sales of the Spock Mark V are reportedly in the hundreds. Early buyers include most of the Star Trek cast, including Leonard Nemoi, Wiliam Shatnir and Ricardo Montalban ( Khan: from Star Trek the Motion Picture).


Mobility experts hope that the technology breakthroughs that come from the jet powered mobility scooter will revolutionize the future of mobility transportation. By substantially breaking the 7 mph barrier of the traditional power scooter, it’s been noted that seniors can cut their grocery shopping time by as much as 50% and mail/laundry gathering time by 40%.


Time out. We're kidding! This is NOT a real product. If you thought it was, please see me about a bridge I have for sale. But you can take a look at our collection of Mobility Scooters. Or feel free to check out any of our other products at www.AllegroMedical.com


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Jet Powered Mobility Scooter Reviews Summary
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Average Rating
24 reviews
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21 out of 23 recommended this product to their friends
Top Pros

Fast (9)
Comfortable (5)
Powerful Motor (3)
Easy to Transport (3)
Long Battery Life (3)
Top Cons

Needs bigger fuel tank (1)
Needs a windshield (1)
Needs better brakes (1)
Space retsrictive (1)
Exhaust burns hallways (1)
Top Best Uses

Long Trips (2)
Outrunning dogs (1)
Going to doctors (1)
Shearing sheep (1)
Racing (1)
1-2 of 24 reviews
CAUTION: Hot exhaust !!

Pros:
Fast. Clears snow. Powerful Motor.
Cons:
Needs long take off.
Best Uses:
Claiming right of way.
Describe Yourself:
Legend in my own mind. Long Term User.

I use it a lot in my wheelchair recovery business. Gets me to the broken down wheelchair real fast. It's not too great at towing, but the towed wheelchair driver usually shups complaining once we get moving. It needs an ashtray, and it's the very devil to land on short footpaths ....

by from State of Confusion
  Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
4 person found this review helpful
Very good Do deffo Rate

Pros:
Easy to Maneuver. Long Battery Life. Easy to Transport. Powerful Motor. Can Park in my Cupboard. Ez to fuck over the kids. Quicker than my orgasm.
Cons:
Weak Motor. Slow. Difficult to Transport. A little bit expensive. A little bit expensive. Got 15 years for murder. accidentally his a moose. Should have a Flux Capaci. Should have a Flux Capaci.
Best Uses:
Getting revenge for garde. Daily Use. Travel. Outdoors. Long Trips. Burning down buildings. Smuggling across border.
Describe Yourself:
need new wings. BiSexual. In Jail.

Accidentally killed my son, he fell off the back while crossing the border with guns and meth, dont tell my Warden, I like using it as my pension isnt enough to buy my FleshLights as they break every time i use them, I know right, who else agrees with me

by from Moto Moto's Lake, Madagascar

  Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
2 person found this review helpful
1-2 of 24 reviews
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I wish this were true! other chairs are too slow and this jet could be modified to the George Jetson hover chair....My friend George Clooney whom is arriving into the geriatric scene is in development with Cogsgroves cogs to beat the Spacely's Sprockets development teams model to the market, CEO Cogsgrove to produce the George Clooney I which and I quote "where we're going we don't need ramps" To lead the industry we must produce more speed for those who seek it and can control it! Please I don't want one of these slow as growing grass wheelchairs!!! Seriously a better less infirmed seat with Lets get serious for more speed and styling in these Wheelchairs! and give those who can't laugh with the Jet wheelchair gag are those who need it most!
Asked on Jan 6, 2016 7:31:11 AM by Ronrico's gold from Toledo
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